User:Jgeidl

NOOB

also... Accordion player for a rap group, martial arts trainer for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, can count to 20 WITHOUT taking my shoes off (21 if I’m naked and it’s not too cold), can hold my breath for 7 minutes – longer if I breath, can completely field-strip a Peterbilt diesel engine with a screwdriver, nasal spray and a broken light bulb, I provided consulting services to Al Gore which allowed him to ultimately invent the Internet, am able to knit, tat, and crochet with my toes, can type 108 WPM with one hand, memorized half the dictionary by the time I was 8 (the other half took another year), can accurately tell the speed of moving object to foot-seconds up to mach 1, skipped 4th through 8th grades (except recess), perform Mozart concertos on a police whistle at the Philharmonic, I am a world recognized street crossing guard.

I hold several patents; two of the better known are for dog polish and rust. My grandfather invented air and I refined it to include oxygen.